Friday, 25 November 2011

Stereotypes Teachers Seem to Follow

Especially at my school.... or maybe it's just my school.

Enjoy~

Don't you just find teachers nowadays to be a little too... predictable? I, for one, know what you mean. You can easily guess their motive after, I don't know, eleven years of schooling?

So now, I'm just generating a list of the stereotypes teachers at my school seem to follow. And yes, I'm doing this by subject, and no, I'm not going to go into exact detail, and yes, I realise that not every teacher just has to be like this. Now, sit up straight and pay attention, I'm doing this instead of exam revision!


  • English teachers: They are some of the worst teachers you can surround yourself with during your school time, according to many. They don't go through work, they can just go on and on about something totally irrelevant, and they are really strict. I say "many", since the English teachers I've had so far aren't that bad, but they do all share one point. My experience taught me that a lot of English teachers have their fair share of favouritism. No matter what, they'll expect the better scores from students they think are of higher quality, or something. You've got a slim chance of escaping that reality when you're an English teacher yourself, since it's generally prone to happen. Just saying.
  • Maths teachers: Usually double with being a science teacher. Since they're both related and all, kind of hard not to expect that. Most likely they're into physics, or even chemistry. The types that are also science teachers are mostly more interesting than those who just solely focus on mathematics. They won't drone, and can understand it if you won't get much of the work. Those who do maths, and only maths, however, can seem to be a bit boring, and can drone on forever. Like, ninety percent lecture, ten percent practice during class time. It's not that they're bad, though, maths is a boring subject, and the teachers really can't change that at all.
  • Science teachers: They usually pair up their work with maths, and if they do so, they are most likely into physics, or even chemistry. They are nice people generally, but they too can waffle. Only when it counts though! You should expect yourself to be tired during a science class, and not understand a single theory, yet science is easy, and it's easily passable. Those who specialise in biology are really interesting and nice people, apparently, since they study life and know how to explain things properly for the brain to understand. Generally, science teachers are interesting people, but maybe that's due to all of the practical stuff you do!
  • Art teachers: These types vary. You can get the nice, carefree, "art is expression" sort, and then you can get the ones who are... bitchy. The latter of the two might fret at your lack of precision, or even comment that you didn't even think of the colour scheme properly! Don't worry though, once you're in your last years of highschool, universities suggest that you ignore the comments of the last type. They're just jealous, maybe.
  • History teachers: Most students find this subject to be the toughest thing on the planet. Oh, the dates you have to remember! Cool your pool, okay? These types seem to be really understanding of your woes, and are sometimes the brainiest teachers you'd find in the school. It's practically in the job description for a history teacher to have a good memory, but they like detail! Don't be vague to a history teacher on any question, the more elaboration, the better!
  • Geography teachers: Like the history teacher, they have a good memory, but nobody really pays attention to them, since, let's just face it, history's hard, geography is plain boring! Due to this, you'd find that a lot of geography teachers would probably juggle another subject, and can get a little... I don't know, pissy? It might be because of all those non-attentive students, you rowdy brats! They might not teach all that much, actually, but spend a lot of time on one thing rather than go through the entire curriculum in time for exams. Be on your toes for this subject, and write your own notes.
  • Commerce teachers: Heh, they're cool. They talk about money, and you know what? I love money! They may be strict and expect you to understand those financial concepts, but at least they have a sense of humour when it comes to it! Commerce is really easy, so you can just take a breezy path. Also, Monopoly! HUZZAH~!
  • Technology teachers: Technology, as in computers, wood work, plastics, electronics, etc. These are some of the teachers you really shouldn't mess with. Don't be silly. Don't run around the class room. Don't even think about going on the internet when you shouldn't. These teachers are methodical, and mate, if they now how to use a power tool like a circular saw, you can bet that they might use it on you if you're not careful! Haha, chill, I was just joking about the last part, but please don't fool around those guys.

Hmm.... that's it, I think!

See you guys after exams!

Wuv,
SSV

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